Thursday, September 30, 2010

ALERT

The next 2 episodes of Campstock will be aired on friday! and for those of you who liked hearing us smoke (fake...) weed, after i air all the CampStock videos, i'll begin putting up videos of a new season "Rick and Matt".
Lately i've been filming some of our smoking sessions. On a side note, i dont think i'll be doing much blogging. Instead i think i'll just be putting up videos of me and friends smoking. But who knows, if you care enough to comment anything, give me some feed back of this post.

Monday, September 20, 2010

Campstock episode 1



For the safety and protection of the "actors" in this film, all the names in it are false. No one is who anyone says they are in the motion picture.
Also, that is most diffidently positively NOT weed that we are smoking... in fact, everything you see in this video is entirely digitally enhanced... ya

Campstock

WE FINALLY DID IT!
a while back, i want to go on a camping trip for my birthday. Me and my buds got all hyped up about it. The plan was to get a shit load of weed, a shit load of food, and shit load of weed again and go camp somewhere.
A few days before the event we ran into a problem. My Stoner friend Matt couldn't go. We could have gone ahead without him but i wouldn't allow it. Matt was the one that got me my first high, he smoked me out. There was no way that i'd let him miss this glorious fiesta. So we just planned it for the following week lol.
As the day neared i grow more and more impatient. This was probably going to be one of the most times i've ever been high.
finally it was Friday and 4:20 was nigh! We got our tent, we got out wood, we got out food and best of all, we got our weed! We set up camp and the fun began. We were there for about 20 hours. About 7 of them were spent sleeping and 3 of them were spent unpacking and packing. A solid 10 was reserved for Mary Jane. I wish i could recall everything that happened, but if you know anything about being a stoner, the better the party, the less you remember. Alothough i can recall my friend getting me my first pipe! its name is Squidward Somehow, i thought of recording what we said, but my ipod died after about an hour. I'm either done, or still making short episodes out of that hour. They'll be up soon.

BLACKOUT

A few days after school started, my friend and i went to our usual toke-it spot to do the obvious. After my first rip, i got super light headed so i squatted down. Next thing i knew, my face was smashed completely in the gravel. I had no idea what just happened. Apparently i head butted the ground with my face and just laid there for a minute lol. After that i went to school and walked straight to the nurses office cause my face was dripping blood. I told them that i fainted at home by my car before leaving for school. To my surprise, everyone made a huge fuss about me fainting instead of my cut up face. My mom comes and picks me up from school and takes me to the Doctors office. Everything was going cool until they told me they needed some of my blood. First thought i had was "shit! they're gonna find the THC!!"
hopefully they dont look for it or (because i'm 18) they'll only tell me.
I'm a little disappointed because i was gonna smoke with some friends later! damn

WTF

So, a while ago my friends and I bought $80 worth of weed (there were 4 of us) and we planned to smoke a blunt and a couple bowls before the football game then smoke a little bit after.
I dont even remember what the fuck happened last night. All I know is my rooms a mess, there's empty cake dishes in my bathroom, and i only have a bowl left from my share. WTF happened last night? lol

LETS SMOKE!!!....... can't... DAMN!!!!!!!!!!

ugh. So today the plan was to drive my friend to green river for orientation then we'd go smoke a bowl. I totally thought he had one with him... WRONG. He gets done with orientation and i find out we gots no weed :(
On the way back we begin to try and think of ppl who'd smoke us out. Everyone we called either didn't want to or had no bud. But hope is not lost! a couple people said they'd go halfs on a dime with us! All we needed was 5 bucks, no biggie. I had 3 in my pocket and my friend said he probably had 2 at home.
As we pull into his driveway i decided to call my mom and let her know where i was. I am hit with the most disturbing news... My B-day dinner is today and i have to come home now! NOOOOOOOOOOO
whateve. I'll toke it tomorrow

18!

Well, today i'm 18! finally a man and it feels great. Theres nothing like entering manhood as your token all day on the pipe! haha. Got up, went to school, smoked a bowl after. Went to a friends house, smoked some more. Chilled for an hour. Then we met up with our dealer and smoked 4 more bowls. After that we went to a burger bash at my church and chomped on those for a while. To end the day we went back to my friends house and smoke one last bowl to seal the night. what a great day.

Right Now

I'll tell you right now that if weed wasn't illegal, it wouldn't be a gateway drug

Almost Caught... I think?

So, today, after school. My bud calls me to ask for a ride home from the local collage. At first I'm like "I dont know dude, i'm kinda tired"... "we could get smoke a dime" "LETS GO!!!!!!!" So I get there, pick him up and we get the weed. On the way back i realize i dont have my phone! We pull over and call it... nothing. I had to turn around to go look for it. On our way back, my friend gets a call from my phone. Its a Mexican named Jose and he has my phone. On our way back we see a man on a horse. Naturally, we had to wave. Finally we get back to the place where i thought i might have dropped my phone. No ones there. My bud called my phone to see where this Mexican was. Here's what was said "hey man, we're at the spot but we dont see you"... "did you say anyone riding a horse?" "YOUR THE GUY ON THE HORSE!!!!!" "YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!" "JOSEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
After the whole horse phone thing, we drive to another friends house so smoke our dime. We get pretty high and decide to jump on the trampoline. After about half an hour my bud does a huge jump, lands directly on top of a small hole... and falls through. I never laugh so hard in my life. Dont worry, he was fine. lol
Then, a few of my other friends came by with a bong. We couldn't smoke there because my friend's mom just got home. So we sneaked off to a nearby trail. In the middle of smoking a fat bowl, we see this fat guy walking down the trail toward us. SHIT!!!! I've got the bong so i quickly hide it in my shirt. I'm pretty sure he knew exactly what we were doing, but for the sake of appearances, I thought this was necessary. All in all, great day to get high

Stoners are Evil?

I've been thinking about how people may believe that someone is evil just because they smoke pot. I've heard this statement all the time "oh, don't go around him, he smokes weed!" or "did you hear about that one kid who smokes now? stay away from him". What is so terrible about a random person who enjoys the feeling that marijuana brings?
Yes, weed makes you lazy, but you're not doing anything bad because you're too lazy to! From my experience, pot makes me feel great, anything in my field of vision instantly becomes interesting or hilarious. Its amazing, I can't even explain what else comes along to make the ride much more stimulating to the mind.
Back to people who think you're immoral if you smoke it. Some of the nicest friends I have are pot smokers. They aren't selfish, they don't bring you down, and they're just great to be around, even if we're not high.
After reading this i hope you will no longer (if you do anyway) put all marijuana users in a stereotypical box. Although, it would be idiotic to claim that no pot smokers are jerks and want nothing more than to make you feel bad. But there are always bad eggs in every bunch. Smoke ya later.

My Life

Ok, here's the thing. I'm not here to talk trash to anyone, in return, i hope that if you read my blog you return the favor. Thanks

I lived a sheltered life until I entered 7th grade. All my new friends cussed and did whatever they wanted. Being the conformist i was, i joined in on all their shit. It wasn't as bad as you may think. We pulled the occasional prank and said whatever came to mind. But that was pretty much it.

Then 8th grade came along and I started going to church more often. Not gonna lie, the perfect Christian life wasn't too shabby. I was "caught on fire" for God for a few years. That brings us to today. Don't get me wrong, I still love God. I guess you could say I don't agree with everything the leaders say we should and shouldn't do. I can deal with most everything they tell me because, lets face it, what they have to say is meant to help me. But some things, I find, I cant agree with. One such topic is weed.

A couple of months ago I tried weed... I liked it. Out of guilt I told some of the leaders at church. Obviously they tried to get me to stop. I almost did, but as of now, i have no intention of stopping no matter what the church leaders say. I get tired when they bring me verses that have nothing to do with weed but warp them into something that might sound like its bad. Although there are verses that say that mind altering substances are a sin, but there are zero verses that clearly tell us weed is bad. Isn't that odd? in fact, i can name a verse right now that i believe says weed is ok. "Everything that lives and moves will be food for you. Just as I gave you the green plants, I now give you everything." Genesis 9:3.

On the legal side of my argument,  What about deaths from alcohol? 85000! and thats LEGAL???????? do you know how many people die each year from cigarettes? 440000! and thats also LEGAL?????????? surprising. One last question. How many deaths from smoking marijuana? ZERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats my take on weed.